Well I never

I never thought going for a loaf would lead to this. What a malarky. you never know who your going to meet on the way to the shops. there I was making my way along and in the back alley who do I meet but that Gordon Brown. "Hows about a photo op missus" he says. Go away you cheeky monkey I says.I don't talk to strange PM's in alleys. Go on you know you want to he says. Well! I'll go to the top of our stairs.